Matthew Gavin Frank on Diamond-Smuggling Pigeons and More

By Alexis Sack, contributing writer 

Matthew Gavin Frank is a poet and nonfiction author who read excerpts from his 2021 book, Flight of the Diamond Smugglers, during the Visiting Writers series on November 4th. Interviewing him allowed me to see his thoughts behind his books and how being a chef impacted his writing, while also learning some pigeon facts.

  1. What made you decide to transition to being an author, after becoming a chef? Was this transition difficult at all?

I’ve loved writing ever since I was a kid. My mom was a junior-high school English teacher and would read to me all the time. I remember in 5th grade collaborating with my friend, Ryan, on a series of gross-out stories called “Death at Dark” (I, II, III, and so on). Mrs. Buccheim, our English teacher, was so excited that these two boys were writing extracurricularly that she allowed us to read our work in front of the class each week. In order to satisfy the expectations of our peers, Ryan and I felt a pressure to ratchet up the intensity of each subsequent installment, which, to us at that age, meant ratcheting up the gruesomeness. Once, in Death at Dark part IX, I think, some serial murderer forced his victim’s hand into a garbage disposal before killing him, and we compared the resulting carnage to something like “a punctured egg yolk dripping from his ruined wrist.” Shannon Elliott, the cheerleader on whom I had a serious crush, started crying. After that, Mrs. Buccheim put a stop to our public readings, which at first made me really sad, you know? My first real writerly rejection. But eventually, I sensed something infectious, and even addictive in this sort of rejection. Writing not only had the power to reveal, but the power to get one banned; the ability not only to confirm expectations, but also to agitate them.

I remember one night, years later, after a grueling 15-hour shift in the restaurant kitchen, going out for drinks with the crew to unwind. We all started asking ourselves what we liked to do in our spare time, when we weren’t working, when we weren’t cooking. I remember that I said, “Well, I like to write poetry.” It was a fabulous conversation…killer. After mulling this over, I realized I needed to chat about such things with some like-minded folks, to seek out a community of writers. An old friend of mine asked if I had heard of MFA Programs. I hadn’t.  He explained to me what they involved, and I couldn’t believe that such constructs existed. It sounded like a dream come true to me. So, I pursued that, and then kept tumbling down the rabbit hole.

  1. How has your experience as a professional chef impacted your writing, if at all? Are there any specific stories that might stand out?

When I got to the fine-dining stage of my long career working in restaurant kitchens, we chefs oftentimes challenged ourselves to take two seemingly dissimilar ingredients and, via experimentation and trial and error, uncover a third ingredient that would best bridge the original two. Sometimes, in order to foster that edible “connective tissue,” we had to manipulate the texture and/or temperature of that “bridge” ingredient. In this way, we found that a black olive sorbet could be the bridge between lamb and orange; that a licorice syrup perfectly bridges cured chicken thighs and dehydrated watermelon rind.  When properly combined, the flavors would meld, and have this seemingly singular (if still delightfully complex) impact in the mouth.  I find myself doing this in my writing as well, attempting to uncover—via research and imaginative alchemy—the secret connections between seemingly dissimilar bits of subject matter.

And I still sometimes feel compelled to write about food directly.  I wrote a book a few years back called The Mad Feast, which is kind of a weird, lyrical anti-cookbook cookbook of sorts.  There are 50 essays, which engage foods typical of each of the 50 U.S. states, and then digress from there, gathering in odd elements of U.S. history.  The book is concerned with why we eat what we eat, and where we eat it, and what such inquiries can tell us about ourselves.

  1.  I know I never really cared for reading non-fiction and I didn’t think I’d enjoy writing it (based on preconceived ideas), but I took a Creative Nonfiction Writing course that changed my mind. Is there anything you’d like to say to other people who might have that same mindset of what they think nonfiction is versus what it can be?

I confess that I’m still not terribly confident that I know what “creative nonfiction” means. Many of us who purport to read, study and subsequently write nonfiction tend not to really call the genre “nonfiction” at all, but instead refer to it as the “essay.” And, I know that the term essay has often been narrowly defined in academia, but the term “essay,” as a literary term at least, is a verb, which simply means, “to try, to make an attempt.” And so, that’s what we nonfictioneers do: we produce a series of risky attempts.

“Nonfiction,” after all, is a meaningless term. It’s the only genre defined by what it’s not.  Nonfiction is NOT fiction. But what is it, then? This is one reason the term is so woefully inadequate. Nobody really knows what it is, not even those who have long labored both critically and creatively within the genre. We are ever debating what constitutes creative nonfiction (or the essay), what its parameters are. In the academy, at least, “creative nonfiction” is offered as a relatively new discipline and focus in English Departments and MFA Programs and, as such, there isn’t the long and wealthy history of scholarship on this so-called genre, as there is with poetry and fiction. Nonfiction, comparatively, has yet to be pinned-down, and so rigidly defined, which is what makes it so exciting, and what makes what we talk about and debate and wonder about and experiment with in the “creative nonfiction” classroom so important, so urgent, so electric. Because the conversations that we have are the very conversations that will help impact and form the future scholarship of the discipline, and the ways in which it’s discussed, and read, and written. And while I’ve been referring to “creative nonfiction” as a “genre,” what I also love about it, is that “creative nonfiction” is not a genre at all, but an umbrella term for a multitude of sub-genres and experiments with genre, and trans-genre work…  It’s so exciting how works of “creative nonfiction” often prove how woefully inadequate my ideas are (and have been) in regard to my ability to both pin-down, and to resist pinning-down, the “genre.”

  1. Out of all the books you’ve written, do you have a favorite? Or maybe at least one that you enjoyed writing the most?

Oh, this is tough, as I tend to fall in love with all my subjects. I’ve already mentioned Flight of the Diamond Smugglers and The Mad Feast. A few years ago, I also wrote a book called, Preparing the Ghost, which is about the first-ever photograph taken of the giant squid, and the ways in which that photograph changed how we greeted the concept of the “sea monster,” and the “monstrous” in general—in art, science, literature, religion…  I still often think about the giant squid. It haunts me. After latching on to a bit of subject matter like this so intensely, across many years, it’s difficult to squeegee your brain clean of these obsessions.

Matthew Gavin Frank is a poet and nonfiction author who read excerpts from his 2021 book, Flight of the Diamond Smugglers, during the Visiting Writers series on November 4th. Interviewing him allowed me to see his thoughts behind his books and how being a chef impacted his writing, while also learning some pigeon facts.

  1. How do you come up with the ideas for your books? How much research goes into them?

I obsess easily. I come from a long line of folks who suffer from often-overwhelming OCD, and I’ve learned to channel mine I suppose. Sometimes, a story or an image or a bit of subject matter simply latches onto me, and I can’t quite cut it loose until I feel as if I’ve exhausted a multi-faceted investigation into it—until that bit of subject matter yields its secrets.  My latest nonfiction book, Flight of the Diamond Smugglers, is about, in part, the ways in which trained carrier pigeons are used by diamond smuggling rings along coastal South Africa. Like many carrying over a childish sort of curiosity into adulthood, I am attracted to forbidden places. In fact, 10 out of my 12 juvenile arrests were for trespassing. So, when I heard that a portion of South Africa’s West Coast was owned by the De Beers conglomerate and was officially closed-off to the public for the better part of 80 years (the heyday of diamond exploration and mining in the area), plunging the local communities into a mysterious isolation, I became obsessed with visiting the place. Beginning in 2007, De Beers deemed portions of this land “over-mined,” and once they began to withdraw some of their interests there in the ensuing years, the doors to some of these previously closed towns slowly began opening to the public for the first time. Eventually, I navigated the hoops necessary for a visit. Flight of the Diamond Smugglers began in earnest when I was visiting the so-called Diamond Coast, chatting deep into the night in a bar with a former diamond diver. He told me about the ways in which workers would sometimes use trained homing pigeons to smuggle diamonds out of the mines, and that if pigeons are overloaded with too much weight, they can lose their natural GPS, and begin landing at random. This happened along coastal South Africa—diamond-bearing pigeons dropping from the sky onto the local beaches. I couldn’t get that image out of my head. A rain of birds, burdened with gems. It was that image that eventually led me to investigate further.

  1. You’re going to be writing at UMFs Visiting Writers series. How do you choose which excerpts to read or which books to read from?

I’ll likely read a couple of excerpts from Flight of the Diamond Smugglers, as it’s my latest. I tend to choose sections that represent different stylistic flourishes that occur in the book. So I’ll probably read a brief lyrical and/or research-heavy section, and a more narrative/memoir-ish section. What I really enjoy about such events is that they are part of the long, serpentine, interconnected and essential dialogue between writers, our readers, and our peers; between members of our wonderful, twitchy, arty community.

  1. Is there anything you’d like to leave the students at UMF with?

Can I leave you with some cool pigeon facts that I uncovered when researching Flight of the Diamond Smugglers? I hope so, because here they are: Pigeons have demonstrated the capacity to recognize all 26 letters of our alphabet (and other alphabets, if so trained); they can differentiate between two different human beings in a photograph; they pass the “mirror test,” meaning that a pigeon recognizes its reflection as its own image, and not as another bird—which is unheard of in the animal kingdom for the most part. Did you know that B.F. Skinner [the behavioral psychologist] kept a bunch of pigeons in cages and deprived them of food? For a few seconds each day, a mechanism would dispense a meager pile of seed. And soon, the birds developed what Skinner determined to be superstitious behavior. They seemed to believe that by acting a certain way, or performing some kind of action, they could compel a feeding. One pigeon came to believe that if it turned around three times in succession counterclockwise, that would yield a feeding. Another was compelled to swing its head like a pendulum six times, three to the right, three to the left. And another nodded in bursts of five. Yes-yes-yes-yes-yes.

Mainely Outdoors Provides Activities to Students

Mainely Outdoors Provides Activities to Students

By Charity Webster, contributing writer

The current pandemic has really made UMF have to think outside the box in the sense of student body activities. This challenge has been extremely difficult due to the past and current restrictions on the students gathering together. Mainely Outdoors (MO) has great programs that students can be involved in and stay socially distanced without a mask. They offer so many COVID-friendly options at no cost to the students. If hiking is your game or if you like snowshoeing in the winter, Mainely Outdoors has you covered.

“We have all types of ability trips, beginner’s trips are the place for someone to learn something new” said Sam Shirley, Student Leader and Kat Robinson, Program Supervisor.

Mainely Outdoors was founded by James Toner, a man who loved the outdoors and wanted to bring that to the UMF student body. He was passionate about this club and the great state of Maine’s outdoor activities. Since then he has passed on this passion to other students like Sam Shirley.

“Sam is currently the passion of MO and why MO is so active at this time, he is the one to continue to drive the club, we are very thankful for the time and effort that Sam put in during COVID and keeping the program alive” Assistant Director of the Fitness and Recreation Center Allison Thayer said.

Shirley clears the paths and lawns at Prescott Trails, maintains the trails all year long, and is currently training Robinson to replace him after he graduates. He has been with MO since his Freshman year. He grooms the cross country trails, and preps and leads the weekly mountain biking trip. You can rent equipment of your choice at MO at no cost to you as long as you agree to return the equipment in a timely manner.

James Toner passed away in 2018, and his legacy lives on through Mainely Outdoors. His scholarship is given to a sophomore who demonstrates a passion for the outdoors and is in a related major. “This is a substantial and giving scholarship for students who may be in the Outdoor Program at UMF.” said Robinson

Activities that MO offers includes canoeing trips, kayaking, camping, mountain biking, and hiking. Winter is fast approaching and they will soon offer snowshoeing, hiking, rock climbing, cross country skiing, indoor ice skating, and some downhill ski trips.

“Leading hiking trips is Robinson’s favorite part about MO, and it’s getting a “bit chilly” for boating but they do rent canoes and kayaks.” said Robinson.

“The most popular activity is coming up November 13, to spend the day at Acadia National Park,” said Shirley. On this day trip to Acadia, they will take a driving tour through part of the park, stop at a variety of roadside stops, and do a few short hikes (< 3 miles). This trip is provided at no cost to students, and they provide the transportation! Be sure to register soon to reserve your spot as this is a popular trip.

Additionally, whenever there is a full moon, Robinson leads a local full moon hike.

Find information on the James Toner Scholarship by visiting the website: https://www.umf.maine.edu/alumni/the-james-toner-memorial-scholarship-fund/ Go to Mainely Outdoors Facebook page and LIKE it, to find out more on  upcoming events! Mainely Outdoors is located at 114 Quebec St. Farmington, Maine or call 207-778-7373

Zombie Invasion Imminent!

Zombie Invasion Imminent!

By Lilly Johnson, contributing writer

You may notice students with orange armbands and nerf guns acting erratically on campus this week. No need to be alarmed, the Tabletop Gaming Club is resuming a long-time tradition of ‘Humans vs Zombies’ on campus.

After a three-semester hiatus due to COVID-19, roughly 80 students will engage in a team based game of tag. The goal of the zombies is to eliminate as many humans as possible and vice versa. Once a zombie has ‘infected’ a human, the human is now a zombie and part of that team. Humans can protect themselves with Nerf guns and sock grenades or flails which ‘stun’ the zombies and prevent them from tagging anyone else for 15 minutes. Beyond the basic premise of tag, there are also missions and other engagement events that gather the teams together.

There were a few rules to keep things safe and keep the peace on campus, including mandatory ‘timeout’ hours. The game is not in play on school nights from 12am-6am to encourage students to sleep. No one outside of the game is allowed to be involved by players. There are also certain areas on campus where the game is inactive for safety, such as roads,and places the game is inactive for part of the day such as the lawn near the daycare.

The Tabletop Gaming Club also hosts a spring event, but President Quinlan Boyle said that their fall event is far more popular and this fall especially so. The fall game of ‘Humans vs Zombies’ usually takes place the week before Halloween, but the spring game can take place anytime after the snow melts.

 

Quinlan and Juniper tabling in the Olsen Student Center on Thursday evening.
Quinlan and Juniper tabling in the Olsen Student Center on Thursday evening.

The Bite Me Beaver – October 2021

Dear Beaver, I really want to eat the mushrooms growing on campus. They look so tasty!!! But all of the mushroom guides say that it will kill me if I take one bite and I’ll bleed out because I’m a horrible forager and I deserve it. Help, – Mushroom Girl

Dear Mushroom Girl, I have good news! I saw in a movie once that poison only hurts you if you have too much of it. But that’s certainly not a good reason to have just a little bit of the forbidden fruit. Eventually your body will build up a tolerance to the poison and you’ll be able to have more and more mushroom! Or you’ll slowly die an agonizing death. One of the two. Either way, just remember that  eating poisonous things only makes you a horrible forager if you are trying not to be poisoned! If you are trying to be poisoned then that makes you a great forager!

 

Dear Bite: My friends told me the moon was full a couple days ago so I went to peek, but when I went outside everything started to hurt and I got really dizzy. I think I might’ve fainted. I’m fine now, but I woke up at 6 a.m. in the swamp behind the FRC and none of my friends are speaking to me anymore. I thought I heard something about Animal Control? Why are they being so distant? — ONCE BITTEN 

Dear Bitten, First of all, Don’t panic. We don’t really know what happened, which means that we have to treat this like the scientists that we are. First, get a nice friend that doesn’t mind being in the line of fire of science. Then, look at the moon again. Repeat this tactic until you manage to get a straight answer out of someone concerning what the heck is going on. I mean, it’s not like you have some horrible condition that will hurt loads of people until you figure that exact question out, right?

 

Dear Bite, Sometimes, like a mewling bird in the wild, I yearn for crumbs of sustenance from my mother’s vomit. However, I am not a young bird, yet rather a poor Beaver at UMF who simply desires the warm, intimate touch of a grilled cheese sandwich. Alas, the dining hall at this campus cannot provide even that much. The closest thing they have are these sandwich melts that are like a grilled cheese but with meat. Oh, woe is me! What am I to do? -Grilled Cheesy 

Dear Cheesy, I sympathize with your plight. It actually boggles my small beaver mind that Sodexo is somehow incapable of making such a basic recipe. I could forgive them if this didn’t happen every time, or even if there was some kind of rotation schedule in play, but it seems that Sodexo have literally forgotten how to make grilled cheese the normal way. They just slap whatever meat they have on hand in the thing and call it a day. As for advice, the only way we win this is by showing Sodexo what they are taking from us. And by that I mean literally showing them by dressing up as a giant grilled cheese and protesting the thoughtless addition of meat products in an otherwise perfectly good sandwich. We march until Cheesy justice is fulfilled.

Save Our Planet, One Campus at a Time

Save Our Planet, One Campus at a Time

By Wylie Post, Contributing Writer.

October is Campus Sustainability Month, and UMF is making sure to do its part through educating and creating opportunities for students and staff to get involved.

Many students at UMF and across the country are aware of climate change and global warming. However, the difference between these two commonly gets confused.

“‘Global warming refers to observed increases in average surface temperatures on Earth” while climate change “refers to changing patterns or trends in “long-term weather,” says Mark Pires, UMF’s sustainable campus coordinator.

In the most recent climate report from the UN, the panel discussed the harmful impacts the earth will take sooner in the future rather than later. The increase in carbon dioxide, mainly fossil fuels, has created higher temperatures in the atmosphere, which is now called ‘global warming’.

Image from United Nations

The UN believes that within the next 30 years, the environment and climate will continue to get worse if nothing is done.

The world has faced many catastrophic disasters. Flash floods, heatwaves, forest fires, and even historic droughts have occurred within the past ten years. Many of these disasters are due to the fact that the people who roam the Earth and call it their home are not taking care of it.

In 2019, students at UMF gathered on Mantor Green to increase awareness of climate change. The students were able to gather over 200 signatures on a petition to help the battle.

Local stores like The Outskirts, Touch of Class, and the Farmington Thrift Shop are all located downtown in Farmington and provide ways for students to shop green.

“Manufacturing new clothes creates a crazy carbon and water footprint,” says  Aiden Saulnier, co-student leader of SCC in 2019.

Throughout the country, civilians have discussed their beliefs on global warming and whether it is accurate or not. Most famously coming from the former President, Donald J. Trump, in a tweet, “I don’t think it’s a hoax, I think there’s probably a difference. But I don’t know that it’s manmade,” when discussing climate change. However, campuses worldwide have discovered new ways to be environmentally conscious with climate change activism clubs and even more. At UMF, the Sustainable Campus Coalition gathers students to discuss climate change, global warming, and how students can adjust their daily routines to create a more sustainable place to live.

Worldwide, climate change has been a huge discussion. It is the student’s duty on campus to be aware of these environmental issues and how to deal with them.

“I think that students should take notice of the information they hear about climate change, think carefully and critically about what is being said and who is saying it, and arrive at their own conclusions as to how best to interpret and understand what is happening on the planet at the moment,” Pires said.

After discussing the climate report from the United Nations and the historical changes on our planet within the past ten years, it is well noted that something needs to change. If not, this Earth is destined for darkness. The people are the only ones who can help stop global warming and live healthier.

Make sure to stop by the Ed. Center in room 113 on Fridays during Common Time at the Sustainable Campus Coalition.

“UMF students can keep an eye out for announcements coming out soon around campus and on social media about a series of events being planned by the Sustainable Campus Coalition to acknowledge Campus Sustainability Month during October,” Pires said.

There are several ways students can practice sustainability on campus. “A major thing would be for students to purchase reusable water bottles and bags, as many students already do,” student Kayleigh Brisard said.  Students can also find recycling bins around campus in each building.

Paper adds up quickly, so another way to spread awareness for climate change and to practice sustainability is to go paperless! Google Docs, Microsoft Word, and Pages are all free and easily accessible resources for students to take notes on their laptops and reduce the amount of paper being used. Reusable to-go containers are also available at UMF!

UMF also has a community garden for students to use! Gardening is a simple and fun way to get involved with cleaning up the earth and making good use of the environment.

Cleaning up on campus is extremely important and a great way to practice sustainable living in order to reduce global warming and climate change. Remember the golden rule… reduce, reuse, and recycle.

UMF Introduces Wellness Weeks

By Paige Lusczyk, Contributing Writer

The Well-Being Committee has created an eight-week program, Wellness Weeks, promoting wellbeing in five main categories: physical, social, emotional, occupational, and nutritional. Open registration began on Sept. 27 and will run until Nov. 21. Going into week three of the program, registration is still offered to any students, faculty, or staff.

Unlike last semester’s Wellness Challenge, Wellness Weeks follows a more personal path in accomplishing goals.  The Wellness Challenge drew in people who were more social and competitive as you could compare your wellbeing score. Wellness Weeks still has a weekly raffle and a grand prize raffle as an extra incentive.

“[The Well-Being Committee] wanted to focus a lot more on the individual,” the Chair of the Well-Being Committee, Ben White said.

The Wellness Weeks program has the person fill out a long-term goal according to one to five of the categories that they want to better in. The program structures around the layout of S.M.A.R.T. goals (specific, measurable, achievable, relevant, and time-bound) with one larger goal with smaller goals leading up to it.

Some long term goals like social or emotional goals are not always measurable and do not exactly follow the S.M.A.R.T. goals layout. “They are not really judged. [the Well-Being Committee] are really leaving it up to the participants,” White said.

It is mentioned in the form that any unhealthy goals like losing too much weight in a short period of time will be addressed but White stated that “[the Well-Being Committee] didn’t have to reach out to anyone” and White was “really really happy with what people came up with.”

The Well-Being Committee checks in with those who have registered every Monday to see if they completed their weekly goal and put them into the raffle for the week. The prizes include $25 gift cards to local businesses, Mainely Outdoor Gear Rental, and a Fitness Design from the FRC. There are two grand prizes valuing up to $100.

White realized there were a lot of ways that UMF’s community could advance their wellbeing. White created these programs and the Well-Being Committee to create such opportunities and give the community an extra boost of support.

“Times are hard for a lot of people right now and engaging in well-being practices and activities can help people in a lot of different ways that I view that they could use some help,” White said.

Being part of the UMF community is not just about getting a degree or working. It is important to also ask “were they happy? did they thrive?” White said. “I wanted to contribute to that portion.”

Wellness Weeks will continue to accept new participants. The registration form can be found on MyCampus → Campus Life → Wellbeing. All information will be forwarded to late participants so they are caught up to speed. The only downside to starting late is the possibility of not being entered into the grand prize raffle.

The Well-Being Committee is currently looking for student representatives as well to bring new ideas for future programs. Please reach out to umfwellbeing@maine.edu if you are interested.